Aimless randoms

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Aimless randoms

Postby Steve M » Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:56 am

Keep a copy of this in case you need it..
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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby Steve M » Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:16 pm

I'll be here all week folks..
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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:44 pm

[quote]I'll be here all week folks..
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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby machineman9 » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:47 pm

At the one involving the teacher...

"you're"

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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby Steve M » Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:07 pm

[quote][quote]I'll be here all week folks..
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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby B-Valvs » Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:31 pm

At the one involving the teacher...

"you're"

;D


Well, she is a math teacher.  ;D ;D

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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby Club508 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:50 am

Here's some jokes I came up with.

You say tomatoe,
he says tomato,
but I say ketchup.

You say potaeto,
he says potato,
but I say french fries.

My brother "lost" his mind, but I haven't given it back yet.

and the last one,
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Hope you like them!
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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby Club508 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:22 pm

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Of course, they're here for my jokes already.
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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:03 pm

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Of course, they're here for my jokes already.


Such is the life of a comedian..... ;)

No respect, I tell you, I get no respect.... ;D
Ya gotta love ole Rodney Dangerfield.

:)
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Re: Aimless randoms

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Re: Aimless randoms

Postby Club508 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:34 am

Sadly I didn't notice the expiration date ont he milk before I drank it.  It read: "This milk expires two years before whenever you open it"

Oh Romulus111VADT, with your signature, there is something even worse than aggressive stupidity (sadly it happens to be all around us these days)  It is:  My brother.
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