The Enhancement Store

[H]

[size=11][color=#003300]A new supermarket opened near my house with 'produce mood enhancements' so I went in to make a purchase.

There was an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it turned on, I heard the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When I passed the milk cases, I heard cows mooing and experienced the scent of fresh hay.

In the meat department, there was an aroma of charcoal-grilled steaks with onions.

When I approached the egg case, I heard hens cluck and cackle and the air was filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department featured the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

I stopped my search there --

[ApplePie]

[Romulus111VADT]

[quote][size=11][color=#003300]I stopped my search there --

[patchz]

I'm just glad the internet doesn't have smells yet.

[Skunkworks]

[color=#996600]In your preparation, H, 

did you happen to peruse the isle the Imodium was on?

[patchz]

[quote][color=#996600]In your preparation, H,

[Skunkworks]

[quote][quote][color=#996600]In your preparation, H,

[H]

[quote][quote][quote][color=#996600]In your preparation, H,

[Skunkworks]

Sorry!