Warning labels...

[patchz]

These are real warning labels attached to the products.


Jabra Drive 'N' Talk: Never operate your speakerphone while driving.
Then what's if for?


Peanuts & Peanut M&Ms: This product may contain nuts.
Oh really?


Chainsaw: Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw.
Which one is the wrong one?


Sassoon Hair Dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Zzzzzzzzzzz!


Blow torch: Contents may catch fire.
Ya reckon?


Sun Shade: Do not drive with sun shield in place.
Why not?


Eggs: This product may contain eggs.
So that's what those are.


Nytol: May cause drowsiness.
Well I certainly hope so.


Staple's Letter opener: Safety goggles recommended.
Ohhh kay!


Vanishing marker: The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.
Gee, that takes all the fun out of it.


Jet Ski: Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.
Pay attention Ozzy.

[Strawberry Yogurt]

Honestly, where on EARTH do you find these...

"May Cause Drowsiness"

What has this world come to?

[Romulus111VADT]

I actually knew a couple that use to leave a hair dryer on at night to act as a neutralizing noise so they could sleep.

I suggested a sound machine by HoMedics - http://www.homedics.com/home/sounds/soundspas.html?gclid=CMag4pvhwqcCFcns7QodY2l1DQ

They said that they preferred the hair dryer...

The dumbass's nearly burnt their house down...

[machineman9]

About the egg one... If the egg may contain egg... Does the egg that it may contain, also contain egg? And does the egg that the egg contains also contain egg?

[patchz]

Honestly, where on EARTH do you find these...

"May Cause Drowsiness"

What has this world come to?

Different places. That particular jewel was on my AT&T home page.

[patchz]

I actually knew a couple that use to leave a hair dryer on at night to act as a neutralizing noise so they could sleep.

I suggested a sound machine by HoMedics - http://www.homedics.com/home/sounds/soundspas.html?gclid=CMag4pvhwqcCFcns7QodY2l1DQ

They said that they preferred the hair dryer...

The dumbass's nearly burnt their house down...

Takes all kinds.

[patchz]

About the egg one... If the egg may contain egg... Does the egg that it may contain, also contain egg? And does the egg that the egg contains also contain egg?

Hmm, I seem to remember something we got for the kids one Easter. It was a plastic egg containing a smaller plastic egg, etc. I think the last one had a small chocolate egg in it.

[Romulus111VADT]

I actually knew a couple that use to leave a hair dryer on at night to act as a neutralizing noise so they could sleep.

I suggested a sound machine by HoMedics - http://www.homedics.com/home/sounds/soundspas.html?gclid=CMag4pvhwqcCFcns7QodY2l1DQ

They said that they preferred the hair dryer...

The dumbass's nearly burnt their house down...

Takes all kinds.

[Skunkworks]

[color=#0000ff]My two favs are, safety goggles for the letter opener and don't eat the ipod!

[specter177]

The bird one actually is not dumb, as non-stick pans give off fumes that are harmful to birds. A lot of people don't know that, thus the warning.

[Romulus111VADT]

The bird one actually is not dumb, as non-stick pans give off fumes that are harmful to birds. A lot of people don't know that, thus the warning.

Well darn and here I thought that they were just volunteering....

Just kidding, I've never owned any bird that wasn't plucked and packaged for cooking....

[patchz]

Truth be known, it's probably harmful to us too. But they want to keep that a secret.