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Another Blond Joke

Postby expat » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:20 pm

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing

Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder..'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.

Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde!

We Need the height, and she gives us the bloody length!!
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Re: Another Blond Joke

Postby Groundbound1 » Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:15 pm

;D ;D :-X
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Re: Another Blond Joke

Postby B_7772 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:33 pm

;D ;D ;D
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