So your getting old, huh

[Romulus111VADT]

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
*01... Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
*02... In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
*03... No one expects you to run--anywhere.
*04... People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
*05... People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
*06... There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
*07... Things you buy now won't wear out.
*08... You can eat supper at 4 pm.

[ozzy72]

I've just tried to get a mouthful of hot tea out of my nose... ouch

[Steve M]

Another one.. 19: You don't give a damn when or where you fart, you're old enough to know no that one can stop you.