Some Randoms

[SeanTK]

I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters.
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If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.

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My wife asked me if I'd ever regretted saying something.

"I do," I replied.

"What was it then?" she asked.

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I saw a Rolex on ebay and it said on the listing "Watch this item".

I don't remember setting the language to cave man.

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[B-Valvs]

Love the second one! 

8-)

[RaptorF22]

I saw a Rolex on ebay and it said on the listing "Watch this item".

I don't remember setting the language to cave man Yoda.