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Postby ozzy72 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:00 am

Wayne Bridge gets home one night and tells Vanessa "I've had a copy of my manhood made out of Cadburys chocolate."
She replies "I prefer Terry's"
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby Meck » Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:52 am

I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?!  :-? ;D
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby machineman9 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 12:50 pm

[quote]I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?!
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:37 pm

[quote][quote]I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?!
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby Hagar » Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:48 pm

Terry's of York was taken over by Kraft Foods in 1993. The same company that just took over Cadbury's. All chocolate will soon taste the same. :(
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby machineman9 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:23 pm

[quote][quote][quote]I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?!
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:16 pm

[quote][quote][quote][quote]I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?!
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby expat » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:12 pm

I get the basic joke, but who is Wayne Bridge :-/

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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby Fozzer » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:06 pm

I get the basic joke, but who is Wayne Bridge :-/

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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby patchz » Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:05 pm

[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]I guess Terry's is a chocolate-brand?!
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby expat » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:28 am

I get the basic joke, but who is Wayne Bridge :-/

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Good old Google... ;)....>>>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Bridge

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Thanks Fozzer. I got as far as "plays as a left back for Manchester City" and completely lost interest as to who he is ;D ;D

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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby Ang2dogs » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:57 pm

Seems I stumbelled onto the BBC thread ;D ;D
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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:42 am

Seems I stumbled onto the BBC thread ;D ;D


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Re: Wayne and Vanessa

Postby H » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:06 pm

Terry's of York was taken over by Kraft Foods in 1993. The same company that just took over Cadbury's.
Was that the source of 'Peppermint Patties'?
Also, Cadbury's has been sold over here for some years, now. Forgive the laxity of a self-search on a timed machine, but were they originally shipped over here or did they acquire local manufacture?


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