Very thirsty dog...

[patchz]

I once told this story to a female co-worker. It always works better on the ladies.

"You would not believe what I just saw. I stopped by a service station to visit a friend who works there. We were standing outside talking when a guy walks up with a bucket. (this was a long time ago) He fills the open bucket with gas and walks over to pay for it, saying he had run out of gas and did not have a gas can, just the bucket. Meanwhile a stray dog walks up and starts drinking from the bucket. In a moment, the dog starts hollering and running around the gas pumps in circles. Then he just fell over. (timing is everything here, know when to be quiet.)"
My co-worker thought a moment and with great concern asked, "was he dead?"

"No, he just ran out of gas."

She chased me down the hall with a coke bottle.

[Ang2dogs]

Just get your hat and coat and go home.

[Steve M]

[Rich H]

How do you drink gas?  :-?

[Hagar]

[quote]How do you drink gas?

[Fozzer]

[quote][quote]How do you drink gas?

[expat]

Reminds me of the old one;

Vandals broke into the local zoo last night and terrorised the animals. They threw penguins into the loin enclosure..........nothing much happened though.................the lion's could not get the wrappers off.

Matt

[Al_Fallujah]

Reminds me of the old one;

Vandals broke into the local zoo last night and terrorised the animals. They threw penguins into the loin enclosure..........nothing much happened though.................the lion's could not get the wrappers off.

Matt

The loin enclosure?
I got it actually, just took me a second.

[Fozzer]

Reminds me of the old one;

Vandals broke into the local zoo last night and terrorised the animals. They threw penguins into the loin enclosure..........nothing much happened though.................the lion's could not get the wrappers off.

Matt

The loin enclosure?
I got it actually, just took me a second.

...Loin enclosure...=....Pants.

Paul...... ...!

[Al_Fallujah]

They threw the penguins into someones pants...

That would be funny to watch.

[TigerAl]

They threw the penguins into someones pants...

I feel a punchline about little peckers coming on. 

[H]

A similar but true story:

On a snowy evening passing through Pennsylvania (departed from New York), the Greyhound bus transporting me struck a deer. A New York passenger got off along with the driver and helped pull it out of the way but the rest of the passengers still didn't know what had happened; the New Yorker informed everyone upon reboarding.

One of the female New York passengers asked, "Is it dead?"

"No" he replied, "It's just staring at us with a vicious-looking scowl."

8-)