Al Z. Heimer's problem...

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Al Z. Heimer's problem...

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:20 am

My Sister in London sent me this paper cutting out of her local Newspaper:

"Scientists have invented a miracle cure for Alzheimer's, a milk shake that "significantly improves" the short-term memories of people who drink it. The problem of course, will be trying to remember why you need to drink a milk shake, where you left the powder, and how to make it. I suppose you could get someone to do it for you. But then, with a Blizzard raging outside, if you asked your wife, say, for a milk shake, she may assume this was simply another symptom of your dementia.

Anyway, in the interests of research, I tried one of these milk shakes and it seemed to work.


Anyway, in the interests of research, I tried one of these milk shakes and it seemed to work".

Paul.... ;D... ;D....a bit too close to home for my liking!.... :o... ;)... ;D...!
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Re: Al Z. Heimer's problem...

Postby Anxyous » Wed Jan 13, 2010 11:15 am

No worries Paul, I'll make you a milk shake any time ;)
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Re: Al Z. Heimer's problem...

Postby Meck » Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:30 am

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excuse bad grammar; "I' bin Bayer..."
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