New Public Accomodation...

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New Public Accomodation...

Postby H » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:03 pm

the Power Bidset!
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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:20 pm

....judging by the eyes popping out, and the surprised expression on its face, I suspect the device would rather a more delicate Female be perched upon it!... :o... :o...!

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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Hagar » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:27 pm

Looks painful! :o

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. :question
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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:32 pm

Looks painful! :o

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. :question


..same here...;)...

..would it be one of these? ...Bedays Bidet...>>> http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/1260665.html

..alternative to Toilet Paper!... :-[...!

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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Hagar » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:34 pm

Looks painful! :o

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. :question


..same here...;)...

..would it be one of these? ...Bedays...>>> http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/1260665.html

..alternative to Toilet Paper!... :-[...!

Paul... ;D... ;D...!

Hmmm. Beday is a new one on me too. The correct spelling is Bidet. :P
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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:37 pm

Looks painful! :o

Can you please explain the word Bisset. It's a new one on me. I can't find it in the dictionary or on Google. :question


..same here...;)...

..would it be one of these? ...Bedays...>>> http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/1260665.html

..alternative to Toilet Paper!... :-[...!Paul... ;D... ;D...!

Hmmm. Beday is a new one on me too. The correct spelling is Bidet. :P


Edit:..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet ...!

That's the one...Pronounced; "Beday".... :)...!

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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Hagar » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:44 pm

Hmmm. Beday is a new one on me too. The correct spelling is Bidet. :P


Edit:.....http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet...!

That's the one...Pronounced; "Beday".... :)...!

Paul... :-[.... ;D....!

Must be using that American dictionary again. ::) :D

Your link doesn't work. Too many full stops. Try this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:50 pm

"Bidets" are for Posh Folk...

I have to manage with Sainsbury's "Basics" Toilet Paper!... :-[...!

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"Bidet": French for; "Arse Wash"....

...perhaps?... ::)...!

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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby TigerAl » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:00 pm

I have to manage with Sainsbury's "Basics" Toilet Paper!...

Is that like the thin 'San Izal' toilet paper, Foz?  The 'John Wayne' of toilet papers ... "It's rough ... It's tough ... and it takes no sh!t"  :D
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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:17 pm

I have to manage with Sainsbury's "Basics" Toilet Paper!...

Is that like the thin 'San Izal' toilet paper, Foz?
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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby a1 » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:26 pm

I am scared :o ;D ;D ;D


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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby H » Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:51 pm

"Bidets" are for Posh Folk...
"Bidet": French for; "Arse Wash" ...perhaps?...
Sorry, another of my many typos,,, a bidset is a contraction of bidet + set: a bidet kit that is attached to the toilet seat, itself, so your toilet can spit up at you after you sit on it.

What do you mean, there's a letter missing... I'd rather not be below the event horizon, thank you.



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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby Al_Fallujah » Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:25 pm

I would be concerned that the fire hydrant may slip and become lodged there...
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Re: New Public Accomodation...

Postby H » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:57 pm

I would be concerned that the fire hydrant may slip and become lodged there...
Nah... just turn the high pressure water on -- she'd be off in high fashion

(Oh, my... talk about a rocket to the moons...)



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