Recieved in an E-mail,
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all
could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house
to see things I had started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the
house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies,
tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the
Chesescke an
a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
Cheers Myk