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Postby ozzy72 » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:17 am

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Re: What Fozzer does in Sainsburys

Postby EJW » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:47 am

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Re: What Fozzer does in Sainsburys

Postby Fozzer » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:01 am

Nah...

...you cant beat a Cucumber, and a can of Mobil Oil for those intimate moments of reflection... ::)...!

I must admit, I do spend an inordinate amount of time in the Fruit and Vegetable section of Mr. Sainsbury's, waiting for an attractive Lady to pick up a pair of Water Mellons... :-*...!

My daily visit to the Fruit and Veg section, and my various comments to the browsing customers is getting dangerously near to getting me slapped/banned... :o...

..its fun tho'... ;D...!

Paul.... ;D... ;D... ;D..!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-Y_Jelly

Observing the constituents which make up the product, it appears that they are very similar to the little extras I pop into my tasty Stews and Casseroles!.. :)..!
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Re: What Fozzer does in Sainsburys

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:45 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI
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Re: What Fozzer does in Sainsburys

Postby Fozzer » Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:24 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI


.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Love it!...(...especially the Sainsbury's Water Melons..on special offer!.)... ;D...!

Paul... ;D...!

...Customers are requested not to fondle handle the products.

.... ;)...!
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Re: What Fozzer does in Sainsburys

Postby EJW » Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:22 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZ6XXblLJI

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Re: What Fozzer does in Sainsburys

Postby Sytse » Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:48 pm

...waiting for an attractive Lady to pick up a pair of Water Mellons... :-*...!


"M'lady, would you please be so kind as to allow me to carry those splendid melons for you?"  ;)
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Re: What Fozzer does in Sainsburys

Postby a1 » Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:24 pm

That is just wrong. ;D ;D ;D
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