Looking for my wife

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Looking for my wife

Postby RitterKreuz » Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:49 pm

I was at the grocery store the other day pushing my buggy along and suddenly i rammed right into another guy's buggy.

"Sorry" i said "I was a bit distracted, my wife and i split up to get the shopping done faster and now i cant find her and i guess i wasnt watching where i was going."

the man said..

"What a coincidence, im searching the store for my wife and cant find her either."

"Well" i said "maybe we can team up and find them together? what does your wife look like?" i asked

the man said

"She is 24, about 5'6", blond, big blue eyes, huge tits, a firm little ass and she is wearing a mini skirt, and a white halter top with no bra... what does your wife look like?"

i replied

"dont worry about my wife... lets look for yours!"
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Re: Looking for my wife

Postby a1 » Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:49 am

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Re: Looking for my wife

Postby EJW » Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:51 pm

;D ;D ;D
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