An Officer stops a motorist for running a red light.
Pulling over to a stop, the motorist immediately exits his vehicle and runs back to the officer, demanding to know why he is being "harassed by the Gestapo!"
After the officer calmly tells him about the red light violation, the motorist instantly goes into a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything but, when he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an underlined "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the motorist for his signature.
The man angrily signs the ticket, then points to the "AH" on his copy and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer says, "That's so, if we go to court, I'll remember that you're an Asshole!"
The motorist has such a bad driving record he fears losing his license. Two months later he's in court, having hired a lawyer to represent him.
After the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light, under cross examination the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?"
The Officer responds, "Yes sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.
"Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"
"Yes sir," the officer replies, "in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an underlined 'AH'."
"What does the 'AH' stand for, officer?" asks the lawyer.
"Aggressive and Hostile Sir."
"Aggressive and Hostile?" the lawyer questions.
"Yes Sir."
"Officer," the defense attorney demands, "are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole!"
"Well, Sir," informs the officer, "you obviously know your client better than I do!"
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