Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

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Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:25 am

... go into the pub one day. People coming in greet the PM and get their drinks. Suddenly a man comes out of the saloon bar and looks at the two politicians and the dog and promptly turns around and goes straight back into the saloon bar without saying a word.
Five minutes later a man comes out of the saloon bar and goes up to the dog and lifts its tail, puts the tail back down and walks back into the saloon bar.
Five minutes after that another man comes out and does exactly the same, and then another.
When the next man comes out and pulls the dogs tail up Gordon turns to him and says "Excuse me for asking but why do people keep coming out of the saloon bar and lifting my dogs tail before walking off?"
To which the man replies "Well a bloke came into the saloon bar and said 'You'll never believe this, there is a dog with two a$$holes next door!'"
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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby Mazza » Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:48 am

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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:22 am

I could come up with a Dog with even more Rectums!... ;).. ;D.. ;D..!

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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby Steve M » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:35 am

;D ;D ;D  ;D I've got two dogs that have to share an a$$h@le!
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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:46 am

[quote] ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby daz1 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:56 am

How very true ;D
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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby H » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:07 am

How very true
We'll assume you're refering to Ozzy's narrative and not Steve M's addmission... :-?


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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby Fozzer » Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:41 am

How very true
We'll assume you're refering to Ozzy's narrative and not Steve M's addmission... :-?


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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby Steve M » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:50 am

How very true
We'll assume you're refering to Ozzy's narrative and not Steve M's addmission... :-?


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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby EJW » Sat Aug 08, 2009 2:27 pm

Haha ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby a1 » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:59 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and a dog...

Postby Terri » Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:35 am

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