After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow hunting buddies, Ralph left to go back home to his wife.
When Ralph's friends started arriving to hunt the next day, who should be there but Ralph sitting in front of his pickup, beer in hand, camp oven stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did you talk your wife into letting you go Ralph?" "I didn't have to"was Ralph's reply.
"When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, "Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."
So ta da, here I am !
A slight misunderstanding.....
