Men make better friends...

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Men make better friends...

Postby Anxyous » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:30 am

A woman didn't come home one night, but instead came home the next morning. When her husband asked her why, she said, she'd slept over at a friend's place. The husband then called 10 of the wife's best friends, asking if it was true. They all denied it.

A man didn't come home one night, but instead came home the next morning. When his wife asked him why, he said, he'd slept over at a friend's place. The wife then called 10 of the husband's best friends, asking if it was true. 8 of them said, he'd slept over at their place, and 2 claimed, that he was still there.

So in conclusion: Men make better friends ;)
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Steve M » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:57 am

;D ;D Brotherhood!
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:07 am

"A woman didn't come home one night, but instead came home the next morning. When her husband asked her why, she said, she'd slept over at a friend's place. The husband then called 10 of the wife's best friends, asking if it was true. They all denied it.".


....from my personal experience, many times over, the opposite is true.....

They back each other up!...Crafty sods!... >:(...!

Paul...no such problems now!... ;)... ;)... ;D...!
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Terri » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:29 am

Its true. With us women , our friends come and go. They all want to back stab each other. With men, they can make friends and stay friends there whole lives. So I guess the saying" Bros before ???'s" is true.  :) :)
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby a1 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:30 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby SubZer0 » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:52 pm

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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Mazza » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:14 am

;D
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:36 am

[quote]Its true. With us women , our friends come and go. They all want to back stab each other. With men, they can make friends and stay friends there whole lives. So I guess the saying" Bros before ???'s" is true.
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Terri » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:56 am

[quote][quote]Its true. With us women , our friends come and go. They all want to back stab each other. With men, they can make friends and stay friends there whole lives. So I guess the saying" Bros before ???'s" is true.
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:32 pm

..that all/most Females are a very dangerous member of the Humanoid Species


Almost females? that does sound dangerous!  :o
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Fozzer » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:00 pm

..that all/most Females are a very dangerous member of the Humanoid Species


Almost females? that does sound dangerous!
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Anxyous » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:57 am

..that all/most Females are a very dangerous member of the Humanoid Species


Almost females? that does sound dangerous!
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Re: Men make better friends...

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:07 am

..that all/most Females are a very dangerous member of the Humanoid Species


Almost females? that does sound dangerous!
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