Sikh and ye shall find...

[Fozzer]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8039921.stm

...my religion dictates that I wear my radio-wave jamming, Aluminium Cooking Foil Hat, for my Police duties...

I wonder if the Police Authority, in their ultimate kindness and humanity, and respect to my religion, supply me with a bullet-proof version for my personal safety...?

What do you reckon?.... ... ....!

Paul....They Sikh me here, they Sikh me there.......

..... ....!

[Steve M]

Foz, I never thought a bullet in thier noggin would do any significant damage anyway! One should aim a little lower. To keep them happy though, a simple stainless steel collander under the turban would be the cheapest route.



Edit: And you may remember the addage... "you never hear the shot that hits you." The collander would change that a bit.  :)

[Romulus111VADT]

Just wait, next will be bullet proof Jock straps and or nut cups....

Hmm, all they'd need to do is, "Beef" ( ) up and reintroduce the old cod piece.....



One tough cop!......

[Steve M]

Just wait, next will be bullet proof Jock straps and or nut cups....

Hmm, all they'd need to do is, "Beef" ( ) up and reintroduce the old cod piece.....



One tough cop!......

[Fozzer]

Maybe they could try a hat like this...>>>>



The gun-toting villain will be laughing so much that arresting him/her will be a doddle... ...!

Paul.... ....!

Do you know what...I cant help laughing my socks off every time I look at that photo...

...take my gun....please!.... ... ... ...!

[Steve M]

Maybe they could try a hat like this...>>>>



The gun-toting villain will be laughing so much that arresting him/her will be a doodle... ...!

Paul.... ....!

Do you know what...I cant help laughing my socks off every time I look at that photo...

...take my gun....please!.... ... ... ...!

Yes, yes, "If you really want my attention, please.... just yank on my beautiful blue tie!"

[a1]

Reminds me of the bullet proof bra.