Ever notice that....

[Romulus111VADT]

[Fozzer]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...... ...!

Paul... ...!

[H]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...

but it might make the trip more interesting.

8-)

[Fozzer]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...

but it might make the trip more interesting.

8-)

...a gentle tap on his shoulder?... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[Romulus111VADT]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...

but it might make the trip more interesting.

8-)

...a gentle tap on his shoulder?... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Then the sound of the driver filling his drawers......

[Fozzer]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...

but it might make the trip more interesting.

8-)

...a gentle tap on his shoulder?... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Then the sound of the driver filling his drawers......

...accompanied by a smell akin to decomposition... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

[Romulus111VADT]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...

but it might make the trip more interesting.

8-)

...a gentle tap on his shoulder?... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Then the sound of the driver filling his drawers......

...accompanied by a smell akin to decomposition... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

My wife asked me once what crawled up inside me a died as she attacked me with a can of evergreen air freshener. She shoved that darn thing down the back of my shorts and blasted me. Let me tell you, that darn stuff is awful cold....lmao

I asked her if she felt better after the brutal attack and she said, "No, now it smells like someone crapped on a Christmas tree!" Thank God I married a woman with one heck of a sense of humor.

[Fozzer]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...

but it might make the trip more interesting.

8-)

...a gentle tap on his shoulder?... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Then the sound of the driver filling his drawers......

...accompanied by a smell akin to decomposition... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

My wife asked me once what crawled up inside me a died as she attacked me with a can of evergreen air freshener. She shoved that darn thing down the back of my shorts and blasted me. Let me tell you, that darn stuff is awful cold....lmao

I asked her if she felt better after the brutal attack and she said, "No, now it smells like someone crapped on a Christmas tree!" Thank God I married a woman with one heck of a sense of humour.

LOL.... ...!

They are a rare breed, and worth their weight in Gold.... ...!

...like one of my Daughters-in Law... ...!

Paul... ...!

[scalper_old]

...and you never have to tip the Driver...

but it might make the trip more interesting.

8-)

...a gentle tap on his shoulder?... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ...!

Then the sound of the driver filling his drawers......

...accompanied by a smell akin to decomposition... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

My wife asked me once what crawled up inside me a died as she attacked me with a can of evergreen air freshener. She shoved that darn thing down the back of my shorts and blasted me. Let me tell you, that darn stuff is awful cold....lmao

I asked her if she felt better after the brutal attack and she said, "No, now it smells like someone crapped on a Christmas tree!" Thank God I married a woman with one heck of a sense of humour.

LOL.... ...!

They are a rare breed, and worth their weight in Gold.... ...!

...like one of my Daughters-in Law... ...!

Paul... ...!

So how rich your son would be if he melted her?

[Fozzer]

So how rich your son would be if he melted her?

...don't put ideas in his head!... ... ... ...!

Paul.... ...!

[H]

My wife asked me once what crawled up inside me a died as she attacked me with a can of evergreen air freshener. She shoved that darn thing down the back of my shorts and blasted me. Let me tell you, that darn stuff is awful cold....lmao
I asked her if she felt better after the brutal attack and she said, "No, now it smells like someone crapped on a Christmas tree!" Thank God I married a woman with one heck of a sense of humor.

At least she didn't use this method:
A fellow with a chronic problem of passing gas was more than embarrassed by comments about the dispersing aroma. After an eventual attempt to disguise the odor, he was admitted to the hospital emergency room to have the car "pine tree" deodorizer, lodged like a large arrowhead, removed from from his anus.

PS - Maybe your wife shouldn't see this...


8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

My wife asked me once what crawled up inside me a died as she attacked me with a can of evergreen air freshener. She shoved that darn thing down the back of my shorts and blasted me. Let me tell you, that darn stuff is awful cold....lmao
I asked her if she felt better after the brutal attack and she said, "No, now it smells like someone crapped on a Christmas tree!" Thank God I married a woman with one heck of a sense of humor.

At least she didn't use this method:
A fellow with a chronic problem of passing gas was more than embarrassed by comments about the dispersing aroma. After an eventual attempt to disguise the odor, he was admitted to the hospital emergency room to have the car "pine tree" deodorizer, lodged like a large arrowhead, removed from from his anus.

PS - Maybe your wife shouldn't see this...


8-)

Wow, bet that guy sounded like a party favor when he farted....lmao

Nah, my wife got to much of a kick out of literally frosting my butt with that can of air freshener. That darn stuff was cold and I thought I'd be farting $hitcicles......