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Postby EchoLdrWolf » Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:06 pm

[center]Random Jokes Accumulated Over Time



19 irish men go to the cinema.

The girl asks why are there 19 of you here to night all together

One man says " it says over 18 outside "

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive."

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A three legged dog limps into a saloon and says " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw".

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink.
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Re: Random

Postby Steve M » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:33 pm

;D ;D ;D The last two remind me of the dude in my shoes!  ;D      
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Re: Random

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:43 pm

tee-hee ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Random

Postby Brando14100 » Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:01 pm

Love the science ones.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Random

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 07, 2009 3:38 am

Excellent...!!

A good selection!

...Its always the simple one-liners that make me laugh!... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

A good start to the day!

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