Chain of Command

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Chain of Command

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:35 am

GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, faster than a locamotive, talks to GOD.
COLONEL: Clears medium rise buildigns with a run up, can keep up with a locomotive, prays a lot.
MAJOR: Jumps over Nissen huts with a run up, chases after locomotives Says 'OH GOD!' when he hits his thumb with a hammer..
CAPTAIN: Jumps over puddles in a single bound, is allowed to ride on trains Goes to church.
LIUTENANT: Jumps in puddles, says 'Look at the choo-choo', is a member of the choir.
SERGEAT MAJOR: Picks up tall buildings and walks underneath. Derails locos and pulls the train himself to make it go faster HE IS GOD!.

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Re: Chain of Command

Postby H » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:58 am

Liutenant? Another Scottish spelling deviation?


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Re: Chain of Command

Postby Sergeant-Coates1 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:08 am

GENERAL: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, faster than a locamotive, talks to GOD.
COLONEL: Clears medium rise buildigns with a run up, can keep up with a locomotive, prays a lot.
MAJOR: Jumps over Nissen huts with a run up, chases after locomotives Says 'OH GOD!' when he hits his thumb with a hammer..
CAPTAIN: Jumps over puddles in a single bound, is allowed to ride on trains Goes to church.
LIUTENANT: Jumps in puddles, says 'Look at the choo-choo', is a member of the choir.
SERGEAT MAJOR: Picks up tall buildings and walks underneath. Derails locos and pulls the train himself to make it go faster HE IS GOD!.

Craig


We have a command sergeant major at my school, hes almost if not over 60, and can kill all his cadets (im a sergeant  :)) at push ups and sit ups, he can even kill our mile times. Its a shame really... :-[
my name was NitroPower & 87Honda Shadow ;)
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Re: Chain of Command

Postby specter177 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:31 am

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go beat you with to tell you who is in command!"

- Jayne Cobb, Firefly
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Re: Chain of Command

Postby Sergeant-Coates1 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:30 am

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go beat you with to tell you who is in command!"

- Jayne Cobb, Firefly

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Re: Chain of Command

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:09 pm

Commissioned Officers-
General
Lieutenant General
Major General
Brigadier General
Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
Major
Captain
1st Lieutenant
2nd Lieutenant

-Warrant Officers-
Master Warrant Officer 5
Warrant Officer 4
Warrant Officer 3
Warrant Officer 2
Warrant Officer 1

-Non-Commissioned Officers-
Sergeant Major of the Army
Sergeant Major
First Sergeant
Master Sergeant-------- ;)
Sergeant First Class
Staff Sergeant
Sergeant
Corporal
Specialist

-Enlisted Personnel-
Specialist
Private First Class
Private
Private (Recruit)

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Re: Chain of Command

Postby BFMF » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:35 am

Hey Romulous, did the Army have the Specialist 1-7 grades when you were in the Army?
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Re: Chain of Command

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:07 am

Hey Romulous, did the Army have the Specialist 1-7 grades when you were in the Army?


Oops....lmao.....put them in the wrong section..... brain cramp, brain fart all rolled into one......major senior moment...... ::)

Bad enough being old and forgetful, but all these darn pain pills make you get stupid on top of that.... >:(

Non-Commissioned Officers
Specialist 4
Specialist 5
Specialist 6
Specialist 7
All four of these grades were started in 1955 or there abouts.

There use to be -
Specialist 8
Specialist 9
But these were eliminated around 1965, I think?
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