iGoogle Joke of the Day: 1/28/09

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iGoogle Joke of the Day: 1/28/09

Postby specter177 » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:36 pm

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by those who buttered him up.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and another bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
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Re: iGoogle Joke of the Day: 1/28/09

Postby skoker » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:42 pm

You got that from here... ;D
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Re: iGoogle Joke of the Day: 1/28/09

Postby specter177 » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:44 pm

Actually, I got it from the Joke of a Day thing I have on my iGoogle homepage, but yea, same thing.
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Re: iGoogle Joke of the Day: 1/28/09

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:28 pm

I also posted this along time ago here at SimV, but I ain't lookin for it .... ;)
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Re: iGoogle Joke of the Day: 1/28/09

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:01 pm

I also posted this along time ago here at SimV, but I ain't lookin for it .... ;)

Yeah, it's been out there a while. Still funny though! ;D
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Re: iGoogle Joke of the Day: 1/28/09

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:39 pm

http://www.simviation.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1192498283

Wasn't as long ago as I thought-

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Wonder how long this crazy jokes been around.....  ;D
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