No tie no service

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No tie no service

Postby Steve M » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:14 pm

A traveler became lost in an unnamed desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began walking. Time passed, and he became thirsty. More time passed, and he began feeling faint.
     
     Reduced to crawling, he was on the verge of passing out when he spied a small shack about 500 meters in front of him. Barely conscious, he reached the shack and called out, "Water! Please, I need water!"
     
     An old man appeared in the door of the shack and replied sympathetically, "I am sorry, sir, but I have no water. However, would you like to buy a tie?" With this, he brandished a collection of exquisite silken neckwear.
     
     "You fool," gasped the man. "I'm dying! I need water!"
     
     "Well, sir," replied the old man, "If you really need water, there is another shack about 2 kilometers south of here where you can get some."
     
     Without knowing how, the man summoned sufficient strength to drag his parched body the distance to the second tent. With his last ounce of strength he tugged at the door of the second shack and collapsed.
     
     Another man, looking enough like the old man to be his brother, appeared at the door dressed in a costly tuxedo. Looking down at the crumpled mass at his door, he inquired, "May I help you sir?"
     
     "Water..." came the feeble reply.
     
     "Oh, sir," replied the man, "I'm sorry, but you can't come in here without a tie!"
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Re: No tie no service

Postby Brando14100 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:07 pm

Alright then.

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Re: No tie no service

Postby H » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:50 am

He was rather baring his neck to begin a journey into a desert to begin with...


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Re: No tie no service

Postby 87HondaShadow » Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:46 pm

Thats not funny.
Err 30kb limit?
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Re: No tie no service

Postby Steve M » Sun Jan 25, 2009 8:40 am

Thats not funny.



O Rly?
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Re: No tie no service

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:52 am

Thats not funny.



O Rly?


Yes, Rly.

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Re: No tie no service

Postby BFMF » Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:37 pm

If it was me, I would probably get physical with both guys...
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