Haircut

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Haircut

Postby AMDDDA » Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:23 pm

Women's version:

Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Men's version:

Man2: Haircut?

Man1: Yeah.




So true
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Re: Haircut

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:15 pm

Absolutely positively 100% accurate.

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Re: Haircut

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:43 pm

Absolutely positively 100% accurate.

8-)

that is absolutely correct
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