Older woman

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Older woman

Postby beaky » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:27 pm

Possibly BPB, but it's a good 'un:


I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she

probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?




'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what this daughter of hers might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:











'Mom, you still awake?'
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Re: Older woman

Postby ShaneG_old » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:33 pm

So, was her mom as hot as you were hoping? ;D ;D
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Re: Older woman

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:45 pm

Is this coming from personal experience, Sean? ;)
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Re: Older woman

Postby Steve M » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:01 pm

;D ;D Funny.  Thats my kind of humor.
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Re: Older woman

Postby skoker » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:08 pm

Is this coming from personal experience, Sean? ;)

Hey, he did say "I"
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Re: Older woman

Postby 87HondaShadow » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:57 pm

Ah, thats unexpected... :-X
Err 30kb limit?
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Re: Older woman

Postby T1MT1M » Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:40 am

Poor guy lol.
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Re: Older woman

Postby Brando14100 » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:17 pm

Poor guy lol.


Poor guy is right. He better get outa' there befpre she gets her hoveround and catches him.

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