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Postby ozzy72 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:14 am

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.  Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.  He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.  Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
             

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.  Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.  Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown
that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
             
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.  Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.  

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by the King and Queen as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio and demanded his 1000 gold coins.  

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to  the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.  
             
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.  
             
The King immediately summoned Nick to his chambers !!!

The moral of the story:

Pay your freakin' bills !!!
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby Meck » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:22 am

Nick the Dragon Slayer...


Is this a allusion??? NickN the Dragon Slayer - would look good on the ID!
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby beaky » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:53 am

LOL!!! But there's a mistake:

"Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio and demanded his 1000 gold coins" should be: "Upon returning to his chamber, Horatio found Nick and demanded his 1000 gold coins. "
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby BigTruck » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:32 pm

Might not be THAT bad, maybe Nick is batting for both teams  ;D
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:49 pm

LOL!!! But there's a mistake:

"Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio and demanded his 1000 gold coins" should be: "Upon returning to his chamber, Horatio found Nick and demanded his 1000 gold coins. "

 The following line indicates he took the coins back: With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to  the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
 Obviously he was wrong, which is sort of the point the story is trying to make through the next two lines: The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.  
           
The King immediately summoned Nick to his chambers !!!

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Re: Pay your bills

Postby lunitic_8 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:26 pm

[quote]Once
           
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby H » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:51 am

LOL!!! But there's a mistake:

"Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio and demanded his 1000 gold coins" should be: "Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio who demanded his 1000 gold coins"
"Upon returning to his chamber, Horatio found Nick and demanded his 1000 gold coins..." would indicate that Horatio was returning to his own bedchamber rather than Nick returning to his own.


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Re: Pay your bills

Postby Mazza » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:46 am

Horray for gramactrical argument ;D ;D
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby skoker » Fri Dec 19, 2008 2:21 pm

[quote][quote]Once
           
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby Steve M » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:49 pm

Based on our current supply of Queens worldwide, and if I was Nick, I would say the queen will have itchy knockers for quite a while.   :P
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:15 pm

but in the KINGS underware WTF?!?homo :-X
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby skoker » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:21 pm

but in the KINGS underware WTF?!?homo :-X

You gotta wonder how he got to them anyway.
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Re: Pay your bills

Postby lunitic_8 » Fri Dec 19, 2008 8:33 pm

but in the KINGS underware WTF?!?homo :-X

You gotta wonder how he got to them anyway.

EWW i dont want to think of that or what he'll have to do in the future :-[
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