Children's Books That Just Didn't Sell
1. You Were an Accident
2. Strangers Have the Best Candy
3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
4. Some Kittens Can Fly!
5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
11. You Are Different and That's Bad
12. Dad's New Wife Timothy
13. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist
17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School
23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
24. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
26. Bi-Curious George
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
28. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
29. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
30. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
31. Grandpa Gets a Casket
32. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
33. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
34. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
35. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
36. Your Nightmares Are Real
37. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
38. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
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