A blond cop pulls over a blond driver and says "i need to see your drivers license"
the blond says "there are so many things in my purse... what does it look like?"
the blond cop says "its small and rectangular and has a picture of your face on it"
so the blond driver pulls out her compact makeup mirror and looks into it "OH! here it is!" and hands it to the blond cop
The blond cop looks at it for a second and says
" your free to go! i didnt realize you were a cop too!"