A Blonde on American Football

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A Blonde on American Football

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:59 pm

Leave it to a blonde to finally make sense of American football..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! ' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!  ::)

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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby NitroPower » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:11 pm

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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby Steve M » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:52 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:55 pm

;D ;D :D
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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby BigTruck » Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:36 am

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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby BFMF » Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:01 pm

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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby Brando14100 » Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:31 pm

;D ;D ;D

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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby Keep It Simple » Sun Sep 28, 2008 2:45 pm

As someone who is not a big football fan, I must say she sumed it up nicely.  ;D
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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:10 am

That is just wrong ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby Hagar » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:12 am

Good one. That just about puts the whole thing in perspective. ;D
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Re: A Blonde on American Football

Postby Dr.bob7 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:47 pm

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