Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

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Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby H » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:54 am

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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."

Esther always replied, "I know, Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars"

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride in that helicopter, I might never get another chance."

To this, Esther replied, "Morris, that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride and, if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! If you say one word, however, you'll pay the fifty dollars."

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again. Still, not a word from Morris or Esther.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out. You didn't say a thing and I'm really impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out but, like she's always said, fifty dollars is fifty dollars."



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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby stuart1044 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:59 am

Brilliant, not the ending i thought was coming :D ;D
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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby Brando14100 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:18 am

Brilliant, not the ending i thought was coming :D ;D


Same here.  ;D;D

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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby a1 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:46 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:08 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby Mazza » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:13 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby Cwood90 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:24 pm

i perfer the version of this were its a stearman not a helicopter :P
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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby Meck » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:07 am

i perfer the version of this were its a stearman not a helicopter :P


wouldn't be that macabre...  ::) ;D
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Re: Morris and Esther's $50 Ride

Postby ShaneG_old » Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:18 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D LMAO!
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