The Pencil.

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The Pencil.

Postby TSC. » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:36 am

The Pencil



The value of a Catholic education and a pencil

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School
Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?'
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind Her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savoir?'
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, '
Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..'What did Eve say to Adam after
she Had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.

;D

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Re: The Pencil.

Postby stuart1044 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:29 pm

Ha Ha Ha, simply great ;D :D
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Re: The Pencil.

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:04 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Postby Bizmajererau » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:12 pm

haha! that was good
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Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:49 pm

Bwahahahaha..... ;D ;D ;D
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Postby DaveSims » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:40 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D :D :D
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Re: The Pencil.

Postby Mazza » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:28 pm

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The last one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...i think i over did it :D :-[
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Re: The Pencil.

Postby Anxyous » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:19 am

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The last one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...i think i over did it :D :-[


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Re: The Pencil.

Postby ThomasKaira » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:04 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The last one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...i think i over did it :D :-[


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Postby AMDDDA » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:20 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The last one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...i think i over did it :D :-[


Second. ;D ;D ;D



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

hilarious.
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Re: The Pencil.

Postby Mazza » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:44 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

The last one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...i think i over did it :D :-[


Second. ;D ;D ;D



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

hilarious.


Off topic ;D ;D
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