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Postby expat » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:19 pm

After a short stay in America, Michelangelo's David returned to Europe...

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Re: David

Postby RitterKreuz » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:59 am

ohhhh cold brother.

sad but true though - to an extent.

Americans consume... they eat and shop and thats about the extent of it.

honestly i have been considering dual citizenship on the other side of the pond a lot here lately  ::)
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Re: David

Postby Fozzer » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:25 am

After a short stay in America, Michelangelo's David returned to Europe...

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Excellent... ;D...!

The funny thing is, Matt, most of the Females I see in front of me at the Sainsbury's check-out queue, look very much like that!...(without the Willy)... :o...!

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Re: David

Postby expat » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:26 am

After a short stay in America, Michelangelo's David returned to Europe...

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Matt


Excellent... ;D...!

The funny thing is, Matt, most of the Females I see in front of me at the Sainsbury's check-out queue, look very much like that!...(without the Willy)... :o...!

Paul.... 8-)...!



In todays society never assume, always check, but then again it may be better to let sleeping dogs lie under those circumstances :-?

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: David

Postby aussiewannabe » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:04 am

Americans consume... they eat and shop and thats about the extent of it.


Yeah, and they expect society to bail them out due to health/credit problems >:(

[quote]honestly i have been considering dual citizenship on the other side of the pond a lot here lately
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Re: David

Postby a1 » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:36 pm

;D ;D ;D


Too much McDonald's I see. ::)
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Re: David

Postby Alonso » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:00 pm

Haha have to admit that every time I have been to the US, I've returned with some extra pounds!
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Re: David

Postby VVM » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:35 pm

haha, v.good.

Haha have to admit that every time I have been to the US, I've returned with some extra pounds!


dont they use dollars in america?
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