Chuck Norris doesn't request clearances; he states intentions.
Chuck Norris never gets vectors to final...final gets vectored to
Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37.
Hijackers squawk 7400 when Chuck Norris is on board
When Chuck Norris taxies onto the runway, incoming traffic is told to hold short
Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he
no longer has any use for it.
Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never
dare get cross with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris
is never under pressure.
Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you
are flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.
Chuck Norris doesn't shoot approaches...he kills them.
Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1. Chuck Norris
broke the sound barrier with his fist.
An ejection seat is not safe until Chuck Norris gets out of it.
Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance...once
Chuck Norris is never given the instruction "when able" . Chuck
Norris is never unable to do anything.
Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.
Chuck Norris isn't holding, he's circling above his victims.
The weather outlook for the area around Chuck Norris: 100% Chance of Pain
