Angles on the Christmas Tree

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Angles on the Christmas Tree

Postby StatusQuo1991 » Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:12 pm

Hehehe, our vicor told us this at midnight mass last christmas

Twas the night b4 christams and santa wasnt having a good day
        The elves were on strike due to lack of pay
        Mrs Claus had given a cold to eveyone else able to work
And Santa had had enough!!
As he set of on another rant to everyone about how useless they all were, there came a knock on the door.
It was the angel, holding a christmas tree
He asked santa
'Hey Santa, where do u want me to put this?'



And so came the tradition of the angel on top of the christmas tree!!
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Re: Angles on the Christmas Tree

Postby Fozzer » Thu Mar 06, 2008 7:18 am

Hehehe, our Vicar told us this at midnight mass last Christmas:

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa wasn't having a good day.
        The Elves were on strike due to lack of pay.
        Mrs Claus had given a cold to everyone else able to work.
And Santa had had enough!!
As he set off on another rant to everyone about how useless they all were, there came a knock on the door.
It was the Angel, holding a Christmas tree.
He asked Santa;
"Hey Santa, where do you want me to put this?"



And so came the tradition of the angel on top of the Christmas tree!!


Edited the above... ;)...!

Quote:
"Hey Santa, where do you want me to put this?"
End quote.

I can think of Santa's alternative reply;

"Where the Sun don't shine!.... >:(...."

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Re: Angles on the Christmas Tree

Postby StatusQuo1991 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:48 pm

Ha lol

;D ;D
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Re: Angles on the Christmas Tree

Postby TSC. » Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:47 pm

What's this got to do with the figure formed by two lines diverging from a common point?

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Re: Angles on the Christmas Tree

Postby StatusQuo1991 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:11 pm

What's this got to do with the figure formed by two lines diverging from a common point?

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Re: Angles on the Christmas Tree

Postby TSC. » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:17 pm

What's this got to do with the figure formed by two lines diverging from a common point?

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?????

The title says 'angles'.
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Re: Angles on the Christmas Tree

Postby StatusQuo1991 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:39 pm

What's this got to do with the figure formed by two lines diverging from a common point?

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?????

The title says 'angles'.
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