Advice for married women

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Advice for married women

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:13 am

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!  Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'Oh sh*t!.'  Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Re: Advice for married women

Postby Ashar » Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:30 pm

BPB ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Advice for married women

Postby a1 » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:35 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Advice for married women

Postby Isak922 » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:37 pm

Usually it's the other way around :P

Slightly funnier this way though!

Unexpected for women :P

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Re: Advice for married women

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:38 am

Thanks Mark...dam near got hit on the head with a frying pan when the old girl read it... ;D LMAO

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Re: Advice for married women

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:09 am

Bwahahahaha, I know a lady that would try that. ;D
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