There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

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There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

Postby KDSM » Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:38 am

when she suddenly fell ill and lapsed into a coma. Six months later she wakes up and asks the nurse what happened to her baby.
The nurse explains that when she was in a coma she gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, and since she was in a coma they let her brother name the children since she was a single mom.
"MY BROTHER!!" she exclaimed "he's such an idiot!!, Well whats done is done what are their names?"
The nurse replies "The girl is named Denise."
"Oh Denise that a nice name, I like it", the woman says. "What about the boy?, Whats his name?"
The nurse replies "Denephew"
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Re: There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

Postby TSC. » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:28 am

LOL!! Excellent - 'denephew'!!

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Re: There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

Postby Jared » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:11 am

lol, that's a classic one :)
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Re: There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

Postby Ben R » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:14 am

;D ;D
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Re: There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

Postby J. » Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:02 pm

;D ;D good one!
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Re: There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

Postby Brando14100 » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:21 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: There was this woman who was 8.5 months pregnant

Postby Dr.bob7 » Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:11 pm

;D ;D
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