YOU: "Hey man i just got finished watching a thing on Fox news, they found a skeleton inside one of the walls at ___________ university while renovating one of the dorm buildings"
FRIEND: "What?! no freakin way! i used to live in those dorms! Holy crap!"
YOU: "Yeah they exhumed the skeleton and did DNA testing and dental records matching to identify the body."
FRIEND: "Well did they find out who it was?"
YOU: "Yeah... it turned out to be the blond hide and go seek champion from the class of 1923"
ZING!!!! ;D