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Quotes

Postby Papa9571 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:33 pm

Here are some things kids said..

These were actual things that kids have said about our various phenomena of the world...you gotta love them!

Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.

Talc is found on rocks and on babies.

The law of gravity says it's not fair jumping up without coming back down.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.

Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.

South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage.

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth because of so much population stomping around up there these days.

Lime is a green-tasting rock.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.

Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
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Re: Quotes

Postby Ashar » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:27 pm

ROFL! I loved them all...Great set   ;D ;D
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Re: Quotes

Postby MWISimmer » Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:43 pm

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.


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