his father had heart problems and he was scared the news would give him a heart-attack. So he went to
the church and asked the preacher what to do, the preacher said he would tell him as he had a though of a way to tell him gently. So went the preacher went to the old man's house the old man was out on the deck, the preacher walked up and they started talking about the weather, fishing, hunting, etc. Then the preacher
asked what would you do if someone died and left you one million dollars? The old man looked at him and said,
"Preacher if someone gave me a million dollars, I would give half to you."
Then the preacher had a heart-attack!
