Why God....

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Why God....

Postby Wingo » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:01 pm

... never went to university

  1. Because he had only one major publication.
  2. And it was in Hebrew.
  3. And it had no cited references.
  4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review.
  5. And some even doubt he wrote it himself.
  6. It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since?
  7. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results.
  8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
  9. He expelled his first two students for learning.
 10. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
 11. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
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Re: Why God....

Postby Ashar » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:03 pm

LOL! Very nice ;D ;D
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Re: Why God....

Postby H » Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:21 am

You do realize that you're being religion definitive?
Much of this makes for a humorous, but somewhat incorrect, presentation. Also, just for example, there've been many publications, derived from Chaldean-Hebrew, but it's not verifiably known what language He would have actually written it in. That's kind of the risk you take when presenting something with religious affiliation.
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Re: Why God....

Postby Jared » Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:45 am

still a good laugh :)
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Re: Why God....

Postby Mazza » Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:55 am

ROFL four letters can't sum it up...HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAH

well that was a good laugh and i sometimes ask myself the same question... Why god?why
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Re: Why God....

Postby spitfire boy » Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:45 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAH


Ummmmm....... :-? :o

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P.S. Haha...
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