Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

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Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:26 am

My friend sent me this and it sounds suspiciously like our Fozzer;

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby spitfire boy » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:59 am

;D ;D
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:24 am

Hiding the good china and silverware.......Just in case. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't think his scooter would run to well on our anemic gasoline. :o
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby TacitBlue » Thu Sep 27, 2007 9:31 am

Don't think his scooter would run to well on our anemic gasoline. :o


Which is why he took the bus. ;)
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby Sytse » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:22 am

LMAO!  ;D
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:38 am

It's what I do to pass the time each day....;)...!

It's an art perfected by we elderly reprobates* over many years of close examination of our fellow Man (and Woman)... 8-)...!

F....Tee-Hee.... [smiley=evil.gif]...!

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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby Jared » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:54 pm

lol, the ole devil himself
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby Souichiro » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:03 pm

Somehow after seeing more of Scrubs I'm leaning towards Calling Fozzer " The Todd" from now on... though I do not wish to imagine the pic og good old foz in a banana hammock.........
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:09 pm

lol, the ole devil himself


..."Devil", is too kind a word, Jared...

..trust me...;)...!

Even Beelzebub himself cannot compete...;)...!

F.... [smiley=evil.gif]...!
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Re: Is Fozzer on holiday in America?

Postby Isak922 » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:50 pm

lol, the ole devil himself


..."Devil", is too kind a word, Jared...

..trust me...;)...!

Even Beelzebub himself cannot compete...;)...!

F.... [smiley=evil.gif]...!




Bah. You're most like Asmodeus, if you're familiar with Dungeons and Dragons ;)

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You're about as sick as they come Fozz :P

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