man is stranded in a snow storm and desperately looking for a place to sleep. He visits all the hotels in town and naturally found the all full.
Finally he finds a boarding house where the manager takes pity and tells him that there is a single unused bed in the house.
"But", the landlord says, "there is another guy in the room who snores increadable loud. The only way I can rent the room next to his is that I have a deaf woman for a boarder. You certainly won't be able to sleep with him!"
The man is exhausted and agrees to share the room with the snorer. The next morning he appears at breakfast brigha nd cheerful obviously haven gotten a good night's sleep.
Amazed, the landlord asked "how could you possibly have slept with that snorer?"
"Well", the man replied, "when I got to the room I went over, called the man 'honey dear', and planted a big wet sloppy kiss on him. The guy then sat up all night watching for me to make another move on him!"
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