Paris and On-Star

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Paris and On-Star

Postby a1 » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:51 am

Paris: uh hello On Star... I locked myself in my car.

On-Star:............. Ms. Hilton just pull the pin at the door.

Paris: Do I need my keys?

On-Star: No Ms.Hilton you don't.

Paris: What do I do again?

On-Star: Ms. Hilton you know you are free from jail right.  ( correction She's back)

Paris: Oh I think I lost my keys.

On-Star: .............................................................

Paris: Are you still there?

On-Star: Yes Ms. Hilton i am still here.

Paris: What do I do?

(keep going on for another 20min)

This is not actual so don't assume anything.
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Re: Paris and On-Star

Postby glennlcasey » Wed Jun 13, 2007 6:43 am

ummmmmm right ok then,

*quietly and quickly backs out toward the door
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Re: Paris and On-Star

Postby Giteen » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:22 pm

[quote]Paris: uh hello On Star... I locked myself in my car.

On-Star:............. Ms. Hilton just pull the pin at the door.

Paris: Do I need my keys?

On-Star: No Ms.Hilton you don't.

Paris: What do I do again?

On-Star: Ms. Hilton you know you are free from jail right.
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Re: Paris and On-Star

Postby Isak922 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:23 am

Let me guess... the car is a convertible too?  ;D
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