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Fuel

Postby Mictheslik » Sat May 26, 2007 2:10 pm

A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What  seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of petrol." The bee told the man  to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said  one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man  exclaimed. "What did you put in my petrol tank"?




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The bee answered,   "BP."


I know...It was bad :)

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Re: Fuel

Postby EGNX » Sat May 26, 2007 2:36 pm

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Re: Fuel

Postby lilley » Sat May 26, 2007 4:14 pm

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hmmmm

*groans*

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Re: Fuel

Postby BFMF » Sat May 26, 2007 10:27 pm

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Re: Fuel

Postby spitfire boy » Sun May 27, 2007 9:05 am

Something really weird and rather freaky just happened...

I've heard that joke before, and I got it last time, and I just read it, and not only do I understand, I can't remember what was so funny last time.

Don't tell me, I'll work it out myself...

*Smashes head against wall*
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Re: Fuel

Postby spitfire boy » Sun May 27, 2007 9:06 am

It worked!! I understand now!! :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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