An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were in a bar talking about their kids.
'I'm proud of my boy George' says the Englishman, 'he swam his first 100 meters today.'
The Scot asks why he called his son George.
'Because he was born on St Gorge's day of course'
'Likewise' says the Scot 'I'm pround of my boy Andrew, he scored his first goal today'
In the mean time, Paddy has gone off to the toilet
'Why did you call him Andrew?' asks the English guy
'Because he was born on St Andrew's day of course'
Paddy returns from the loo and both guys ask him if he is proud of his son.
'Ah begesus of course i'm proud of me boy' says the Irishman
'Well just the other day, my boy Pancake.......