Classic courtroom quote... a good one

[beaky]

Who knows if it's true... it's funny regardless. Priceless.


  *  Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
   * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
   * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
   * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

[Mictheslik]

Who knows if it's true... it's funny regardless. Priceless.


  *  Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
   * Witness: "No."
   * Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
   * Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
   * Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
   * Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Heard it before...but it's still hilarious

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[Jared]

lol, good one :-)

[Romulus111VADT]

I seriously think this is what my ex-wife's problem was.  :-?

I seriously think they substituted her brain for a chimpanzee's.  :-/

Lord, I shouldn't be so cruel to chimps. There are laws protecting them. That and they are allot smarter than her.

Nope, she wasn't a natural blond. She was just naturally stupid.....

[john_uk]

haha i like that

[Alonso]