That everything is rejecting you?
Like you're being beat up by everything?
Like you're always wrong?
Well come on in and fly Redneck Airlines!
We'll take you on all sorts of tours, including to see the all-new space shuttle!
You even get to sit next to the hottest girl in the neighborhood!
So come on, we'll lure you in.
You'll be adventurous even in your old age after you fly with us!
From ahajokes.com - except for the story
