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Texas humor!

Postby Jared » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:50 am

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"
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Re: Texas humor!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:54 am

LMAO.... :D
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Re: Texas humor!

Postby Akula. » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:25 am

;D i actually rolled sideways off my chair upon reading the punchline... probably something to do with my dog trying to eat my chair as well...
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Re: Texas humor!

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:04 am

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Postby NDSP » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:48 am

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Postby Mees » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:20 am

LMAO....
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Postby a1 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:01 pm

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Postby fighter25 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:01 pm

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Re: Texas humor!

Postby Ashton Lawson » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:48 pm

heard that one b4.  great one ;) ;D ;D ;D
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