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You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sun Feb 16, 2003 3:41 pm

Ozzy, this is a joke to earn me the bar to my PITA... ;D

Its another bloody awful attempt at humor made up by some fool who should probably be shot...

So here we go...


ready?


Strap your self in... You might fall off your chair...

Ok... here we go....

'My dogs got no nose.'

'How does it smell?'














'Awful!'



Again... Kill me. ::)
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby maldeav » Sun Feb 16, 2003 4:33 pm

That was the dumbest thing I have ever read. :P :P :P
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby russ » Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:52 am

That was the dumbest thing I have ever read. :P :P :P

Oh Well...  Some people were not maid for telling jokes...
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:00 am

Not terrible enough Woodie. I want to groan!

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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby BFMF » Mon Feb 17, 2003 3:08 am

Hey Ozzy, would you be overstepping your moderator bounderies by deleting stupid jokes like these ??? ;D ::) ;) :-X
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Postby BMan1113VR » Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:59 pm

Hey Ozzy, would you be overstepping your moderator bounderies by deleting stupid jokes like these ??? ;D ::) ;) :-X

very good question ;)
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Feb 17, 2003 2:58 pm

Probably not, although the author might legitimately get upset. Woodie is working on the bar for his new medal, I just want to see what depths he'll plummet too to get it.
It's got to be a case of he's hit rock bottom and started digging!

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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Feb 17, 2003 4:19 pm

I think that was rock bottom... :P

I also think to go any lower would probably result in a temporary ban at least. ;D

Sorry folks!!! (That was my worst joke too!!!)

Bye...

And russ... I can tell some very good jokes... That was ment to be crap. ;)
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby russ » Mon Feb 17, 2003 7:46 pm

And russ... I can tell some very good jokes... That was ment to be crap. ;)


ohhh.... I see... sorry
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby Deputy » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:53 am

Thats more than pathetic. . .
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Feb 18, 2003 1:44 am

Probably not, although the author might legitimately get upset. Woodie is working on the bar for his new medal, I just want to see what depths he'll plummet too to get it.
It's got to be a case of he's hit rock bottom and started digging!

Ozzy :)


Digging? This one's got the jackhammer working overtime. ;D
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby russ » Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:46 pm


Digging? This one's got the jackhammer working overtime. ;D

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby NDSP » Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:51 pm

Not terrible enough Woodie. I want to groan!

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A man walks down the sidewalk and sees a chicken with a few other chickens....

As he passes them he overhears them saying "Why didn't the human cross the road?... because it was........ CHICKEN!!!! "

Ok thats about as bad a joke as i can make up on the spot (made that one up in about 3 minutes)

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Re: You'll love this joke!!! (NOT!!!)

Postby NDSP » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:07 am

Not terrible enough Woodie. I want to groan!

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ooo me me me me me oooo me me me pick me! pick me!

A man walks down the sidewalk and sees a chicken with a few other chickens....

As he passes them he overhears them saying "Why didn't the human cross the road?... because it was........ CHICKEN!!!! "

Ok thats about as bad a joke as i can make up on the spot (made that one up in about 3 minutes)

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