Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

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Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:13 pm

The standard of silly parking this year was excellent!
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And this particular one just beggars belief and only narrowly missed out on the bronze medal.
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Bronze goes to this lady who doesn't know the difference between road and rail :o
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The silver medal goes tooooooo... the petrol pump attendants friend!
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And the winner is.... a particularly silly lady in a 4x4 ;D
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And a special mention goes to the woman officer who discovered a wonderful new way of testing if the cement was still wet ;D
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Re: Woman Drivers of 2006 Award!

Postby geckos_ftw » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:22 pm

hehehe, very funny

we ladies arent that bad at driving, are we??  :o
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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:58 pm

I know some male drivers who are just as bad. We only make it look good..........

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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:16 pm

Well, when I was on the Sheriff's Dept in the late 70's in Florida. I was in an unmarked Chevy cruiser that had a 454 police interceptor engine in it, with 365 hp stock. That baby would haul some serious butt and could easily bury the speedometer at 140 mph and had been clocked at 185 mph.

But with all that power, she wasn't worth a crap on freshly laid asphalt. I took off and started spinning the rear wheels...lmao....left two pretty grooves about 50 yards long and some pretty pissed off road workers.

The Sheriff wasn't impressed a bit..... :-[

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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby geckos_ftw » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:46 pm

lol...well, i doubt im gonna be doing anything like that when i learn to drive... ;D
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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby glennlcasey » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:13 pm

hahaha thats classic. I know quite a few guys who are the same, and i admit i've done my fair share of crazy stuff. One lady at work though took the cake. She decided to drive the mini van down to our plant to have a look around and take some photos. Our loader driver comes down to give a hand seeing as how something broke at the plant, so he parks about 10m behind the van all his lights still going, and hops out.

The lady comes back seeing as how she didnt want to get dirty, and walks 30m back to the car. She then hops into the car, puts it in reverse, and subsequently backs the bus straight into the loader bucket smashing in the back door. Her excuse? She didnt see it parked behind her because it wasnt there when she pulled up. After crash investigation revealed that the loader was easily visibile at all times, when walking to the bus, getting in the bus, and reversing as well.

Just goes to show some people just dont belong with a licence.
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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:56 pm

LOL. After pondering over this, I've arrived at the conclusion that all my dumb stuff was done outside of automobiles.  ;D  :-X
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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby Triple_7 » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:50 pm

Whoops :P

#7 though...thats not so much a rarity around here.  Usualy not women though, we've had a few trucks buried much deeper then that, only difference is theres always a tractor ready to pull everyone out :P

Did a little google of our usual muddin grounds at my friends place.  Of coarse this was clear back when the old house still stood and we used to have parties nearly every Friday night.  Its even worse now since the pasture is flooded more then ever.  Lower part is down the hill and also in a very active flood plain.   Bottom right is where theres been a few buried probably not long after this image was taken.  Ah...good times ;D
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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby Alonso » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:35 am

;D ;D Amazing
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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby waspiflab » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:46 pm

LMAO ;D ;DBrilliant ;)
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Re: Woman Driver of 2006 Award!

Postby BFMF » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:57 pm

That's awsome... ;D
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